Posted 8 hours ago

blackandgoldkeywork:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

A few years ago, I was working box office at my old theater when these two little old ladies come up and one of them says to me “I’d like two senior tickets for ‘The Men Who Do Sheep’ please.”

The Men Who Stare At Goats is what they were looking for. I can tell you, I have no idea how I didn’t drop to the floor in hysterical laughter before selling them the tickets.

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madebyabvh:

Vincent van Gogh

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Posted 12 hours ago

I YAHOO!-ed Myself with Natalie Dormer (x)

(Source: mirosklos)

Posted 12 hours ago

chouncazzodicasino:

Great Rubber Ducky Race 2014.

Posted 12 hours ago

rispostesenzadomanda:

On the internet you’ll find pussies, they said

Posted 12 hours ago

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

Posted 15 hours ago

asylum-art:

10 Breathtaking Satellite Photos That Will Change How You See Our World - dailyoverview

Tumblr, Facebook

Daily Overview is a new project that shares one satellite photo from Digital Globes a day in an attempt to change the way we see our planet Earth.
The project was inspired by the Overview Effect experience, which is a cognitive shift of perspective and worldview experienced by the astronauts when they get to see the planet Earth from space for the first time.

1..Bourtange, Vlagtwedde, Netherlands
2.Barcelona, Spain
3.Palm Island / Hibiscus Island, Miami Beach, Florida, USA
4..Residential Development, Killeen, Texas, USA
5.Plasticulture / Greenhouses, Almeria, Spain
6.New Bullards Bar Reservoir, Yuba County, California
7.Recession of the Dead Sea Neve Zohar, Israel
8.Desert Shores Community, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA9.309th 9.Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group Tucson,        Arizona, USA
10..Durrat Al Bahrain, Bahrain

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the-gasoline-station:

Burning Man 2014

Pictures: Jim Urquhart/Reuters

Source: The Atlantic In Focus

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