ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
A few years ago, I was working box office at my old theater when these two little old ladies come up and one of them says to me “I’d like two senior tickets for ‘The Men Who Do Sheep’ please.”
The Men Who Stare At Goats is what they were looking for. I can tell you, I have no idea how I didn’t drop to the floor in hysterical laughter before selling them the tickets.